As soft as hard, I pretend myself to be...
As much workless as busy, I tag myself to be...
As much committed as non-committal, I claim myself to be...
As indecisive as the instantaneous conclusions I make...
As orthodox as modern & liberal, I paint myself to be...
As sensitive as ruthless, I portray myself as...
But, as 'Tele' as my parents made me as...
