Tele-isms

*It all started when I made some random comments on some quotes, and my buddies liked them. With time, they were branded Tele-isms by none other than the one who hates neologisms himself - My very own Neophyte!
Now, they are more of the statements which I make, and not necessarily my take/manipulations of well known quotes. I hope you like them!! :)
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I'm not drunk. But, sorry, I can't take the straight line either.
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A kid lives in me - it merries in its own world.
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But, Passions are hard to divorce...
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Love comes naturally. Hate doesn't.
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She's my Brahma, Vishnu and Mahesh.
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They say, Marriages are made in heaven. True. Our parents are Gods.
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Live beyond yourselves...

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Bubbles take birth, only to burst.
All of them blast, None ever lasts.
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An extended vacation or a prolonged isolation ain't leisure!
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Your love reaches its zenith when you start living your normal selves with equal comfort, even with your partner.
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If being sure of fidelity from the partner isn't satisfying, then nothing would be. No words, no care, no sex. Insatiable one would be.
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Fights, rivalry, love, care, possessiveness, dreams you share, congruent ultimate goals-- A Sister keeps you sanely insane !! 
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It is tough to be happy while being sidelined!
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Possessiveness is the virtue of each and every relation. Falsely over-hyped for a couple.
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Everyone of us have our own set of inner fears, which can be shared only with a particular set of 'closest' people.
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I don't fear my Dad. Its just that I respect him too much to disobey.
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Everything that you hear, doesn't always require a reply. Sometimes, silence is the apt answer.
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Girls are a grade better at EQ, because she applies psychology in real life too. Satiating male ego.

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Expressions: The thing which gives life to face & feelings.
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I am a kid with intellectual exteriors. But what matters is that I am still a KID!!!
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The beat might be mine, But It's you I am living. #LoveYouDad
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There's a little bit of brother in every sister. Protective, Possessive and Responsible.
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When there is a will, there is a way.
When there is a heart, it is bound to sway.
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It's optimism I sense, and Excellence I learn.


PS: Thinking I endorse.
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Why Loved & Lost?
It's gotta be

''I loved & he/she lost it.''
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Life isn't a thing to be spent. Money is.

Money isn't a thing to be lived for. Life is.

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I am a 'Certified Final-Year MBBS Stud...!'

Licensed to Bury Head into Dunes of Books...
Hmmm...
And Guess, what am I upto??

Easy.
Counting Down for this license to expire !
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NOTICE: [To be put into effect immediately. ]
Heat, SUN of Infra-red waves, will now be referred to as FIRE.

Scorching and hot and burning are adjectives of past. It is CREMATE-ING now!

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"Every man is the architect of his own fortune.."

And every woman is the Fashion-Designer of hers...
She always doubts whether it's suiting her  !
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One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat them at politeness...

And, I love winning it this way...!

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Exams make you Piss...
As Fun is a miss...
But,
I can assure you this,
The LAST exam is always a KISS,
As the Post-Exam Life is a BLISS !!

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Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.

Live yours & Be Mean...
That's the MANTRA for this Mean World !

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I DON'T Like Bragging about myself....

I think I LOVE it... !!

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! Start reading a book today !

What else's left in our Kismat !!

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! Our strength grows out of our weaknesses !

What strength can I derive from Ophthalmology... ?
Man...It sucks !!
I would rather have a Proptosis And Amblyopia ....!!

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! Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory !

Ohh !! How I wish that Bad Memory could really give me happiness....!!
Especially, when exams are on !!

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! Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere !

Now is the time for Me to follow this treasure....!!
Baby Learning, COME TO ME !! :)
I desperately need you !!

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! A man in this world without learning is as a beast of the field !

I love Fields ! And now I know why !!

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! If fate means you to lose, give it a good fight anyhow !

Fight On !!

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Smile. That's all !

COZ, there's always a Saviour !! :)

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! A book holds a house of gold !

Hey then, This Blog belongs to a Millionaire !!

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"Now is the time to try something new !

What else can a student from A Rotten University do !!  "

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge !

Jussst Imagine !

I can spend a century, IMAGINING ."

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4 comments:

Magus said...

an interesting read!

†J said...

;)

Mack said...

...this is what i call 'balanced diet for the brain' :P

Tele said...

and probably they have been churned out from an unbalanced brain!! ;)