PSM

ONLY FOR PARKISTS !!

This article is only for those who have been, or are gonna be tormented by this ‘World-acclaimed, Psychopathic Subject of All times – PSM – Preventive & Social Medicine’; Pestering, Smothering & Mincing our minds to a litter full of repulsive datas, irritable definitions & eerie creatures !

This 768 paged (Ohh…had it been 786, it still would have instilled hope in us & carried us through…!) age-old Black & White (nah…for alluring us, one more color has been added – light magenta-brown, Thank You :x ) bulky, theoretical (all theory & no fun- apart from making data charts & flea diagrams, which might appear ‘Fun-ny’ to some weirdos) documented book is handed over to us (thrown at us) when we, Medicos (bechare !! ) enter our Final Part-I.
As per schedule, we were to read this book since the day we enter our medical colleges i.e. Ist Sem… but, dreading its consequences on our intellect, we manage eluding it till the ‘VIth Sem’ key opens this lock & pushes us to enter this Forbidden Ghostly Room !
This 1 year torture ends with our KNOWLEDGE (if any one gets a hook of whatever we are forced to read) of ‘Definitions Of HEALTH & DISEASE’ – I have already come across 50 definitions of Health & ended up impaired, disabled, diseased & dead !!
‘The rates & ratios of mortality & morbidity’ (Subject Rates: 99% mortality & 1% morbidity ‘The one who tops is Morbid, Not Mortal !’ ;) )
‘All the statistics of diseases- communicable & non-communicable’
Health Programmes run by our Govt. , Nutrition, Family Planning, Objectives of Each Health Planning Commission n BLAH BLAH !!
& not to forget, Entomology- reading about our little Satans, who keep on cursing infections on us, namely, the Fleas, Flies, Rats, Mosquitoes, Ticks & Mites !

What do you call a Book, which has been read 2 times & still each word of it remains a mystery & gives a feel of a ‘First Reading’ ?
Undoubtedly, Undisputedly, P.S.M !!

God, Help me conquer this subject !

Its time for me to shout ‘HAIL PSM’ slogans till my Sem fades from VII to a BOLD VIII !

HAIL PSM !
HAIL PSM ! :)